Lisa Pham

bow-ties-and-a-deer-stalker:

cocokat:

personababy:

span-kun:

imnotquiteaswell:

phazondragon:

crystalsoulslayer:

slytherinmychamber:

hotel-denouement:

moral-highground:

yougotredonyou:

nicklex:

hannahisdead:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

SCREAMS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES

NERD JOKE!

ahahahahahaha

svmvnthvjillivnp-b: This is so cute though!

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:29:11 +1000

svmvnthvjillivnp-b:

This is so cute though!

callmemyia: To the people that said “elena only loves damon...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:28:21 +1000

callmemyia:

To the people that said “elena only loves damon because of the sire bond”

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Thu, 16 May 2013 00:04:30 +1000

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Thu, 16 May 2013 00:03:42 +1000

niick4: Kalapana, Hawaii; Where the lava meets the sea.

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:03:02 +1000

niick4:

Kalapana, Hawaii; Where the lava meets the sea.

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:58:54 +1000

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:55:31 +1000

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:55:06 +1000

I used to be so nice,

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:53:38 +1000

But you know what? Shit gets to you. You get tired of being fucked over countless of times. You get tired of people walking all over you. You get sick of being labeled “too nice”. You get fucking sick of doing so much for people but not being appreciated for it. Fuck being nice, all people ever do is take advantage of you. Yeah, I’m a bitch because the world made me this way.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 21:52:31 +1000

shippery: I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:51:53 +1000

shippery:

I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE

i hate when people are like “oh it’s no big deal i’m just doodling” and it’s like

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:50:49 +1000

i hate when people are like “oh it’s no big deal i’m just doodling” and it’s like